July 21, 2014
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Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”

Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”

“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’

“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’

“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers—every woman in the WAC detachment—and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us—then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”

“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”

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The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)

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July 21, 2014

wolvensnothere:

thepurposeofplaying:

alljustletters:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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thank you for sharing it with us

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

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July 17, 2014
every episode of x files

princeowl:

mulder: scully u dtb

scully: what

mulder: down to Believe

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July 17, 2014
Volatile Market - Meenah/Karkat, NSFW

cyphercat:

omgmegami:

Finally getting around to posting a link to the pinch hit I picked up for Drone Season! Trigger warning on this one for slavefic and the inherent lack of consent involved in that.

jfc, though, I can’t believe this is the first Homestuck fic I’ve posted in over a year.

If y’all didn’t read this one already (and slavery is not an automatic nope for you), this link is very important

aghhhhh fic rec fic rec fic rec

July 17, 2014

tyrianquerida:

Whenever I am having a bad day, I just listen to this.

"Fuck it, MEOW"

… @hardly-questionable

bathrobehugs
eldritchcuddle

HELP ME

hahahhahaha this never gets old <33

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July 17, 2014

holy crap, i think i was right about the can-be-dom-if-necessary thing re: mulder

have you seen him threaten someone with slow death, because it is amazing

July 17, 2014

eldritchcuddle:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

bathrobehugs, it’s u

IT’S ME

July 17, 2014

eternally confused by the knowledge that gay dude culture uses “top” and “bottom” to mean “which way you like the dick to go”

whereas i’ll be reading gay magazines like “whoa, they’re ALL kinky, aren’t they—oh no wait”

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July 16, 2014

ultimately it might all just legit come down to the eyes

i dare you to spend your days looking at people with the fox mulder eyes. keep them open. listen. look at everyone like they’ve got a story to tell and you’re there to give them whatever they need. look around like you might see the answers to the universe behind every new corner. i dare you to do that and not feel new and whole and worthwhile and like a good goddamn agent and a better goddamn person

July 16, 2014

mulder’s eternal respect and sensitivity for the disrespected and vulnerable kills me

like, this is why agent mulder is my role model, beyond “tireless search for the unknown” and “stupid reckless alien chasing” and “monster boner the size of nebraska” like

he sees an abuse survivor and notices that she doesn’t like enclosed spaces. he touches someone with ptsd, she whirls around and says “don’t touch me i don’t like it,” and he steps back and says “i’m sorry.” end of story. he fights the cops when they’re gonna treat her like a suspect. he takes the kid who’s been abducted by aliens and tells her mom “it’s gonna hurt her if you try to keep this a secret.” it hurts to be closeted about things. he makes silly jokes about sports to dana scully without thinking twice, when anyone else would be like “why joke about sports to a woman??” fox mulder doesn’t give a damn. fox mulder identifies with the weak, the tired, the hungry, the fearful. fox mulder understands that some people have had to fight to get where they are, and he respects that.

where the hell else on television are you gonna find a government agent who cares more about speaking gently to his suspects than he does about breaking down the doors? god, do those two even ever break down doors? this is a different kind of show, man, get on my level. fox mulder is the hero america needs

July 16, 2014

vastderp:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

OH SNAP this photoset shows those insane vertical obstacles, look at her go.

yo what the FUCK holy shit

(Source: felicityperhaps)

July 16, 2014

hella cute

aww thank you everyone /takes a bow

god its so big on you too

i knoww ikr /o\

July 16, 2014

OH MY GOD. I’M KISS. THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE OF ALL TIME :D :D

THANK YOU i’m inclined to agree <33

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July 16, 2014
i&#8217;m laughing so hard @peridexis got me this shirt for my birthday (thanks dude)
hilariously my arm actually hurts right now from lifting weights
actualfax steve rogers problems

i’m laughing so hard @peridexis got me this shirt for my birthday (thanks dude)

hilariously my arm actually hurts right now from lifting weights

actualfax steve rogers problems

July 16, 2014

if you don’t have xkit i am Very Sorry for my tag essays